Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Chem Test

So, we’re almost done with all of our exams and shit, and for those wondering what the toughest test was, it would have to be the chemistry exam.
To even try and tell you how it felt like, you’re gonna need a really angry donkey and your butthole.
I can’t even begin to explain how it felt to hear a whole school full of 17-18 year olds yell in pain as the exam anally raped them, at the same time.

I’m not gonna be surprised if the test fathered children.

Seriously, what were they thinking when they wrote the test?
What, do they just hate children? Or was the guy raped by a donkey when he was a little kid and just wanted the rest of us to know what he went through?

Stupid fucks really…


You know, it’s been a while since I last wrote anything. Maybe it’s because of all the shitty school work we’ve been getting, but after 300 words of why the cat jumped over the fence. You start running out of ideas.

Maybe he was a really horny cat, and just wanted some casual sex with the neighbor. But with education being a controlling bastard, there’s no way you’re can write that and get away with it.

I thought the whole point of education was so we can become productive individuals, not mind controlled puppets who can’t write about Tom the horny cat.

For all of you out there who think education sucks because it’s raping your imagination sideways.

There’s nothing you can do about it.