Tom the Horny Cat

Tom wasn’t an ordinary person like you and me. No, he was quite different.
Well, for one thing, he was a cat, with four paws, a tail, and beautiful fur covering him from head to tail.
He was a beautiful cat, a golden brown all over, and he knew it.
You see, Tom was very horny.
Tom was so horny, he’d screw any cat that passed by his way. Sometimes, Tom would have sex with little boy kittens too.
Now you see, Tom was actually well brought up and learnt all there was about STD’s and STI’s at a very young age.
And because Tom was very very clever, he managed to go through life without even getting pubic lice, which everyone is supposed to get.

But one day, Tom made a terrible mistake.

Boys and Girls, do you know what that mistake was?

Tom fell in love.

She was a beautiful white Persian, and Tom couldn’t resist her.
Tom had to have her as soon as he could, so he waited. And he waited.
Until she walked into a dark alley where she wasn’t supposed to go.
And that’s when Tom decided to rape her.
Tom had his way with her.
Tom was quite happy.

But Tom made a mistake, Tom wasn’t wearing a condom.
And the beautiful white Persian carried a disease known as AIDS!

Do you know what happened to Tom?

His penis turned green and fell off.

The morale of this story is this:
If you’re gonna rape someone, make sure she doesn’t have any diseases, or better yet, carry a condom on you at all times.